The True Life of Charlie "Now entering delta red. Please be cautious exiting." Charlie Downs had grown accustomed to the ever so friendly voice of the Black Labs computer system. It seemed almost yesterday he had first stepped onto the Labs elevated transit system, but that was nearly five years ago. The thought passed though and Charlie proceeded into the labs underground facility where he conducted his business. He was your average thirty year old …showed first 75 words of 1606 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1606 total…crawl back into bed on his own power this time. Charlie soon realized an important lesson that day. That is that if you spill something in the refrigerator you must clean it up. This is not only because it can soon smell bad or cause bacteria but most of all because it causes the refrigerator doors to become sticky and sometimes impair them from opening. Charlie then sighed and decided to call it a day.