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«A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.»
«Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive»
«A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.»
«Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.»
«Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.»
Author: George Eliot
(Novelist)
| About:
Jokes
| Keywords:
affections, in jokes, jokes, strain, straining
«'I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes I've made to be self-deprecating about.' ?President Bush, at the White House Correspondents' dinner, poking fun at his performance in a recent news conference, in which he drew a blank when asked about mistakes he had made»
Author: George W. Bush
(President)
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Funny
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blank, conference, conferences, correspondent, correspondents, deprecate, deprecates, deprecating, Drew, jokes, most recent, poked, pokes, poke fun, poking, President Bush, recent, self-deprecating, start-off, The White, The White House, tonight, White House
«Even the gods love jokes»
«Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.»
«A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.»
Author: T.S. Eliot
(Critic, Editor, Playwright, Poet)
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Affection,
Jokes
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affections, in jokes, jokes, strain, strained, straining
«And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!»
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