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«Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.»
«France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper»
«It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.»
«It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.»
Author: Rod Sterling
(Host, Producer, Writer)
| About:
Television
| Keywords:
documentary, incisive, probe, probed, probes, probing, rabbits, toilet, toilet paper, twelve
«It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.»
«If a woman were about to proceed to her execution, she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet»
«maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| Keywords:
alligator, alligators, flush, flushed, flushes, humans, PET, pets, toilet, toilets
«European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
European, Europeans, matches, roofing, roofing material, soccer, toilet, toilet paper
«All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only in the toilet - if one wants to extract the full flavor of their content.»
«If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.»
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