Hi. My name is Matt Timidus. I have been working at the toy store 'Toys r us' for 3 years so far, yet I never had this kind of catastrophe since my brother danced in bikini in a pole for paying the rent. It was horrible, horrible I tell you; I still can't believe it happened some days ago, but I can remember it as if it was yesterday... It was like any other day in …showed first 75 words of 1012 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1012 total…was anything but myself. I started insulting the fat woman, then at the boy, then at everyone else. The man asked me what was my problem; my response was a fist right into his glasses. I didn't know what I was doing, I had gone totally mad, then, I did the worst thing I should had never done... ...so fifty minutes later I was here. Well, that's my story. So why are you in jail?