My first date with Candy is a good illustration of the kind of women attracted to me. For my part I felt I owed it to myself to pursue her as she was a model and on a scale of ten was a 9 in my ranking. However, all the qualities that made up her beauty came at the expense of her intelligence, and would fully justify all the things related about blondes were she not …showed first 75 words of 705 total…

…showed last 75 words of 705 total…how "family members shouldn't get their hands dirty". "Look," I interjected, "I'll just get out here. I'm practically home." I don't know if they noticed, but I didn't wait to repeat my offer. I walked off into the most convenient direction which was over some waste ground and just kept walking into the darkness before I decided I had to figure out somehow where the hell I was. Several hours later I was finally home.