ORIGINAL MYTH Why do we have Time Zones? There was silence in the courtroom. All the gods were crowding around waiting for the sentence of Jeremy Miles half-god half mortal. The chief goddess Esther walked in the room furiously and sat down in her seat. "You have lied to me Jeremy. You said you were 7,000 miles away in a far away place, Dutchess County, but in fact you were with my daughter, covertly, in White …showed first 75 words of 810 total…

…showed last 75 words of 810 total…to hear the clock strike 12 PM. Jeremy had succeeded his impossible mission. When the Chief goddess heard of Jeremy's success she was amazed and very impressed. She had a change of heart and revoked Jeremy's sentence. She even gave her daughter permission to date him. As to the earth, it continued to rotate on its axis and revolve around the sun. And so the earth is made up of time zones to this very day.