We need to talk and I mean seriously this time. So, listen carefully. This addiction of yours going to the Adult Toy Store is starting to become a big problem with our relationship. I saw so many receipts in your wallet from that nasty joint for things that I have never seen or even heard of. You are the most frugal person that I have ever met. Maybe that's because you spend all of your …showed first 75 words of 381 total…

…showed last 75 words of 381 total…male locker room right after the big game of which you blew the winning goal. Your new hairdo looks like that of a mini-mullet. You know what? You can have that dirty Filipino trash because Nick Carter has already called me to go on a date with him. I bet he won't have any problem picking up the tab at dinner or with providing me with whatever I need for the rest of my life.