I've fought many wars in my time. Some I've fought for reproduction, some for sexual pleasure and some for glory. I suppose fighting for reproduction makes more sense than all the rest. Many men may die but it is a sacrifice we must take. Men of war, we must reproduce, we must venture into the land of Troy (Vagina) and enter the walls of the Vagina where we shall meet our destiny and attack the …showed first 75 words of 1319 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1319 total…entering of the Ovum must have caused a reaction force on the outer surface of the Ovum prohibiting other sperm from entering. I was now inside. My goal had been achieved. I lay down on the floor. My head was bruised and had expanded. My tail fell off and the genetic information inside me mixed with Helen the egg to form a new human being, Achilles Junior, who would now rule the land of Troy!