Coming back from a commercial break. Craig and Chris sitting behind the table Craig on the left of camera, Chris on right [Medium shot, showing both Craig and Chris and top of table] Craig:<Tab/>(cheerfully). Welcome back to our show Chris looks at script Chris:<Tab/>And... ah yes, it's time for our top story. Craig: <Tab/>It sure is Chris, and …showed first 75 words of 1195 total…

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