My name is Phillip Hamilton, and I am the owner of the Manahananahiwafalu Restaurant! It is one of the grandest restaurants in all of California, and tonight, April 17th, is the biggest night of the year for the Manahananahiwafalu. The fifth annual Ball of Maria will take place tonight, and it will be of spectacular caliber! Last year's ball nearly had to be cancelled due to a fire, the chandelier in the ballroom falling, and …showed first 75 words of 1057 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1057 total…took his sunglasses off, "Sir, are you the owner?" I gulped, "Y, yes?" He firmly stated, "I'm going to have to ask you to come down to the station with me." My jaw dropped, "What, why?! What have I done?!" He brought his handcuffs out, "Allowing underage drinking, the use of marijuana, and this place smells like cat shit." I sighed and quietly spoke, "My life is truly ruined..." as I followed the police officer.