I love Procrastinating College Freshman sit at their computer, trying to think of the words, the words they need to complete their process-analysis essay. They waited too long to do it, and now they wonder; how they will survive? So there you are, twelve o'clock on a Wednesday night, without one word of your essay written. But there is a way to conquer your procrastination fever, and I will show you how. You walk into …showed first 75 words of 593 total…

…showed last 75 words of 593 total…you just finished writing it. Remember, when you hand your paper into your teacher, remember to smile and give him a nice greeting. Now take this knowledge with you, so that wherever you are, you will be able to defeat procrastination downfalls. It will make you wiser, stronger, and more high-strung with the introduction of large amounts of stress. Or you could just write your paper earlier in the week; it is up to you.