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Title: rwerwer
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rwerwer
Category: /Arts & Humanities
Details: Words: 581 | Pages: 2 (approximately 235 words/page)
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at
passing
cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)
3) Insist that your e-mail address be XenaGoddessOfFire@companyname.com
or
ElvisTheKing@companyname.com.
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair
dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on
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shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
Wear
them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if
your
boss is the opposite gender.)
20) Send Email to the rest of the company to tell them what you're
doing.
For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
22) Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.