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«I got the F-bomb my first day on the job. I was still stuttering around and scared and hadn't said more than three or four words when he hit me with it. I was shocked at first, but when I told everyone about they cheered and my supervisor gave me some candy.»
Author: Andrew Nielson
«I called some lady once and after I told her who I was she just said 'You have ugly shoes!' and hung-up.»
Author: Andrew Nielson
«I usually just tell the kid that I can hear his dad talking and to put him on the phone. But it's sad when the parents have taught their kids to lie at such a young age, especially when they claim they don't like telemarketers because the telemarketers are liars-it's parents like them that the bad telemarketers get it from!»
Author: Andrew Nielson
«I'm so nice to telemarketers when they call now. I usually tell them I'm not interested, but I'm a lot kinder about it than I used to be.»
Author: Andrew Nielson
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