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«The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh»
«A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.»
«It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... People need to laugh.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«She was pretty and you never expected a pretty woman to be that funny. She didn't care that she was pretty.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«There's some awfully good things done today and some awful terrible things done today,»
Author: Carl Reiner
«In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«I would be amazed if you didn't.»
Author: Carl Reiner
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