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«Only after disaster can we be ressurected.»
«?Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn?t see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving an order. Apollo was telling them to be brave. Athena was telling them to fall in love. Now people hear a commercial for sour cream potato chips and rush out to buy, but now they call this free will. At least the ancient Greeks were being honest.?»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
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«masochism is a valuable job skill»
«Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| Keywords:
crying, dope, end up, feel like
«Every woman is just a different kind of problem.»
«We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them courage by frightening them.»
«You start out with hand jobs and progress to orgies. You smoke dope and then, the big H. bigger, better, stronger, faster. The key word is progress»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| Keywords:
bigger, dope, faster, jobs, key word, orgies, progress to, smoke, start out, the Big
«Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.»
«I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species and every whale or dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground.»
«Centuries ago, sailors on long voyages used to leave a pair of pigs on every deserted island. Or they'd leave a pair of goats. Either way, on any future visit, the island would be a source of meat. These islands, they were pristine. These were home to breeds of birds with no natural predators. Breeds of birds that lived nowhere else on earth. The plants there, without enemies they evolved without thorns or poisons. Without predators and enemies, these islands, they were paradise. The sailors, the next time they visited these islands, the only things still there would be herds of goats or pigs. .... Does this remind you of anything? Maybe the ol' Adam and Eve story? .... You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| Keywords:
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