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«There's no cure for getting depressed. There's no cure for self-loathing or periods of it. But figure out enough about it so that when it happens, you can get over it and keep moving and just accomplish more.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
«You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
«When all else fails there's always delusion»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
«No charm, no humor, no wit -- and a personality which can only be described as 'icky.' »
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
«Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
«Fish recognize a bad leader.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
«John Kerry is busy trying to raise money right now for his campaign. It was reported today that Kerry's hoping to raise $80 million before the Democratic convention. That's a lot of money. Yeah, Kerry has two ways to raise the $80 million: soliciting Democratic donors and going through his wife's purse.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
«This coolant system, which is about the size of that table, ... Pulled it down through the ceiling ? there are wires sparking ? went over, picked up a phone and called a page. She came in and just stared at it. I said, 'Could you do something with that?' »
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
«Come back to bed, God!»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
«I still can't really believe that he talked to me, ... If I get hit by a bus tomorrow, they can't take that away from me.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
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