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Letter "D" » Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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«Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!»
«The strong must protect the Sweet.»
«Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?»
«I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!»
«Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
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drunk, loose, participate, participated, participates, participating, Son, sporting, The Sporting
«Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.»
«I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.»
«I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'»
«Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.»
«Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!»
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