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«Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
lethal, popular with, regular, ski, skiing, skis, Snowboarding
«Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.»
«The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
attend, opera, performing, performing arts, relied, taxpayer, taxpayers, undergo, vasectomy, weed, whacker
«For many years the National Pretend Speed Limit was fifty-five miles per hour (metric equivalent: 378 kilograms per hectare.)»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
equivalent, fifty-five, hectare, metric, miles per hour, PER, per year, speed limit, The National
«Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.»
«Miami does not have a visitor-friendly airport. At Miami International, a cramped and dingy labyrinth, the message is: Just Try to Find Our Baggage Claim Area!»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
area, baggage, cramp, cramped, cramping, cramps, dingy, friendly, International, labyrinth, labyrinths, Miami, the Airport, The Message, visitor
«There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.»
«I believe many Harley guys spend more time revving their engines than actually driving anywhere; I sometimes wonder why they bother to have wheels on their motorcycles.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
driving, engines, Harley, motorcycle, motorcycles, rev, revving, wheels
«Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
auto, autos, auto racing, miles per hour, PER, race car, racing, upside, upside down
«I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.»
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