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«The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| About:
Global Warming
| Keywords:
AIDS, blaming, global, Global Warming, homophobic, quilt, quilted, quilts, radical, warming
«The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
board, Charles, dart, dart board, holes, planner, planners, ray, Ray Charles
«If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
cassette, cassettes, crack, Jersey, make love, McPherson, New Jersey, unemployed, virtual, virtual reality
«The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: 'Hey you stinking fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort.'»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
advertising campaign, alleged, American union, campaign, complained, escort, escorted, escorting, escorts, ford, Ford Motor, Ford Motor Company, get off, lodged, official, protest, recently, Russian, soviet, Soviet Union, stinking, themes, This Week
«Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be $120 billion less than predicted in January. The missing $120 billion was reportedly last seen on a date with Congressman Gary Condit.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
billion, condit, congressman, congressmen, economists, Federal, Gary, predict, predicted, reportedly, surplus, surpluses, this year
«Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.»
«German reunification: I view this in much the same way I view a possible Dean Martin - Jerry Lewis reconciliation: I never really enjoyed their work, and I'm not sure I need to see any of their new stuff»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
dean, deans, Dean Martin, German, Jerry, Jerry Lewis, Not sure, reconciliation, reunification, The Dean
«The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.»
«Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.»
«Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.»
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