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Letter "E" » Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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«My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
Five Days, grandmother, grandmothers, miles, ninety-seven, ninety, seven, sixty, started
«In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
in the beginning, Let There Be Light, whole lot
«I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| About:
Animals
| Keywords:
animal, attractive, deer, heads, photographs, walls
«People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.»
«Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.»
«Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.»
«I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
all the time, bone, density, dinner, figure, figure out, go out, months, Number Two, odd, odd number, out to, phone, phone number, spells, TV dinner, worked, working out, work out
«I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.»
«Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom of the letter. Like I'm that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn't there, I'd get to the bottom of the page: 'And so Kathy and I went shopping and we--' That's the craziest thing! I don't know why she would just end it that way.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
bottom, craziest, front, front end, Kathy, letter, letters, moron, morons, page, run out, shopping, that much, The Bottom, The Front, The Front Page, The Letter
«My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?...Noooo...as funny as that is, I'm not»
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