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Letter "E" » Emo Philips Quotes
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«I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.»
«When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious, and now it's stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be funny.»
Author: Emo Philips
«My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.»
Author: Emo Philips
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