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«Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.»
«I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. . . .»
Author: Erma Bombeck
«Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
«The grass is always greener over the septic tank.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
«Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
«Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.»
«My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
«It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows»
Author: Erma Bombeck
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«I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. BY all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
«When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others»
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