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«A lot of times when a package says Open Other End, I purposely open the end where it says that»
«The word bipartisan means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
bipartisan, carried, deception, deceptions, larger, The Word, usual
«Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.»
«If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
admission, admissions, churches, everyone else, game, pay, politics, The Game
«There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.»
«The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Advertising
| Keywords:
butterfly, caterpillar, caterpillars, publicity, The Butterflies
«Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.»
«Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.»
«You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic»
«Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
audience, commonplace, commonplaces, kick, kick out, kick up, members, ovation, ovations, punch, punched, punches, punching, punch in, standing, standing ovation
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