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«You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it»
«I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
course, doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, Feel the Need, golf, golfing, golf course, immediately, nearest, ring, ringed, ring out, Ring The, ring up, rung, very well
«The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Life
| Keywords:
dealing, fair, fairs, Fair dealing, fake, faked, fakes, faking, honesty, The Secret
«I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
girl, His Girl, looking, looking for, My Girl
«Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.»
«A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Animals
| Keywords:
animal, black, blacker, Black a, black cat, CAT, crossing, path, signified, signifies, signifying, somewhere, The Animal, The Blacks
«I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.»
«Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Politics
| Keywords:
bedfellow, bedfellows, marriage, politics, strange, strange bedfellows
«Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.»
«If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake»
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