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«You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.»
Author: Henny Youngman
«You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.»
«The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.»
«A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.»
Author: Henny Youngman
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months
«Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.»
Author: Henny Youngman
«That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!»
«I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.»
Author: Henny Youngman
«This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.»
«She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.»
Author: Henny Youngman
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«This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.»
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