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«It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.»
«If he's so smart, how come he's dead?»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...Homer: Is it Batman?Marge: No, he's a scientist.Homer: Batman's a scientist?!Marge: It's not Batman!»
Author: Homer Simpson
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batman
«Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«It [YVAN EHT NIOJ] doesn't mean anything! It's like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance'!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.»
Author: Homer Simpson
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Humor
«I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.»
Author: Homer Simpson
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Beer
«Being popular is the most important thing in the world!»
Author: Homer Simpson
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