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«No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.' Just eat the good ones with real beef, you know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street, ... And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger, you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Oh Marge, Of course everything seems bad if you remember it.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Just because i don't listen doesn't mean i don't understand.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Oh Lisa, you and your stories... Bart is a Vampire... Beer kills off braincells... Now lets go back to that... building.... where bed and tv.... is»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!»
Author: Homer Simpson
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