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«Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Marge, don?t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It?s what separates us from the animals ? except the weasel»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Oh..please dont eat me, I have a wife and three kids...eat them!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Jebus, Buddha, I love you alllllllllllllllllll»
Author: Homer Simpson
«If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doing stupid things!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«If he is so smart, how come he is dead?»
Author: Homer Simpson
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