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«John Kerry was the big winner in Iowa. Ted Kennedy introduced Kerry as the 'comeback kid.' That used to be Bill Clinton's name - because every time he would come back to a city, he would find out if he had a kid or not.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
Big cities, Big City, Clinton, comeback, comebacks, introduced, Iowa, John Kennedy, John Kerry, Kennedy, Kerry, Ted, Ted Kennedy
«The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do what he does in the Terminator movies. He should go back in time and prevent Gray Davis from ever being born. That way you wouldn't have the problem.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, back in time, Davis, Gray Davis, reporting, Sacramento, Schwarzenegger, terminator
«There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he is definitely going to run for governor. Arnold is smart. He's in Mexico campaigning with the very people who'll be living here by election time.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, by election, campaigning, definitely, governor, run for, Schwarzenegger, this talk, visiting
«It looks like it's going to be Arnold Schwarzenegger or Gray Davis. You got a robot from the future or a robot with no future.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Davis, Gray Davis, Schwarzenegger
«Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.»
«At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| About:
Birthday
| Keywords:
battered, birthday, birthday party, campaign, Cheney, dick, dinner party, donor, donors, Jackson, Jackson Hole, onion, onion rings, rings, Wyoming
«Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| About:
Basketball
| Keywords:
basketball player, election day, Johnson, professional basketball, qualified, ran, run for, wrestler, wrestlers
«On Monday, President Bush will reach his 100th day in office. It's a big milestone for him, surpassed all expectations. In fact, so has Dick Cheney. Cheney was only supposed to make it to day 73.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
Cheney, dick, milestone, milestones, Monday, President Bush, surpassed
«A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine.»
«John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!'»
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