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«Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I?d have an excuse.»
Author: Jimmy Fallon
(Actor)
«When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.»
Author: Jimmy Fallon
(Actor)
| Keywords:
and how, animals, clowns, disappointed, mime, mimes, professional, relatives
«Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason»
«New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs.»
Author: Jimmy Fallon
(Actor)
| Keywords:
bald, bald eagle, cars, Considering, eagle, eggs, encouraging, Faberge, jar, jars, magazine, ounce, powered, reported, scientist, yeah
«Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.»
Author: Jimmy Fallon
(Actor)
| Keywords:
Cancer, connection, developing, model, No 1, plutonium, researches, Yale
«I?m starting to think that I?m the butt of a joke the whole world is in on.»
«I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.»
«Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, donated many of this writings to the University of Michigan. The pagers are an invaluable resource for students majoring in Crazy.»
Author: Jimmy Fallon
(Actor)
«The Pentagon banned the army from using Chinese-made berets. In a more veiled slap at the Chinese, the Pentagon also banned any alternative form of checkers.»
Author: Jimmy Fallon
(Actor)
| Keywords:
alternative, ban, banned, beret, checker, checkers, Pentagon, The Pentagon
«We played for about four hours.»
Author: Jimmy Fallon
(Actor)
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