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«My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.»
Author: Les Dawson
| About:
Men,
Sex,
Women
| Keywords:
My Wife, object, objects, sex, sex object, wife
«I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.»
Author: Les Dawson
| Keywords:
furniture
«I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.»
Author: Les Dawson
«I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.»
Author: Les Dawson
«Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.»
Author: Les Dawson
«A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.»
Author: Les Dawson
«He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.»
Author: Les Dawson
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