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«God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.»
Author: Robin Williams
| About:
God,
Men
| Keywords:
at the same time, blood, both, brain, gave, penis, penises, run, running time, supplied with, supply, supply a, unfortunately
«See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.»
Author: Robin Williams
| About:
Comedy,
Funny,
God,
Humor
| Keywords:
at a time, blood, brain, one at a time, One Blood, penis, penises, run, running time
«You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.»
«Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.»
«We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.»
Author: Robin Williams
| Keywords:
broke, burglars, furniture, gay, gays, gay and, rearrange, rearranged, rearranging
«My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.»
Author: Robin Williams
| Keywords:
clone, cloning, cousins, in the south, South, the South, To South, to the south
«Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.»
«Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.»
«Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?»
«Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.»
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