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«Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen»
«Just when I had made my today secure with safe yesterdays I see tomorrow coming with it's pale glass star called hope It shatters on impact And falls like splinters on cruel rain And I see the red oil of life running from my wrists onto tomorrows hea»
Author: Spike Milligan
(Actor, Humorist)
| Keywords:
Hea, impact, onto, pale, shatters, splinter, splintered, splintering, splinters, tomorrows, wrist, wrists, yesterdays
«His vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scrotum.»
«Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.»
Author: Spike Milligan
(Actor, Humorist)
| Keywords:
conceivable, contraceptive, Contraceptives, occasion
«For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.»
«In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.»
Author: Spike Milligan
(Actor, Humorist)
| Keywords:
Caught in The Act, cow, eyesight, farmhand, India
«I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.»
«I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.»
Author: Spike Milligan
(Actor, Humorist)
| Keywords:
Arab, arm, friendlier, friendly, shake the hand, shook
«I'm a hero with coward's legs.»
«I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.»
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