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«Is it weird in here, or is it just me?»
«Black holes are where God divided by zero»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
black, black hole, black holes, divided, divided by, From Zero, holes, The Blacks, The Holes, zero, zeros
«In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
argument, considered, number, odd, odder, oddest, Odd and, odd number, roulette, roulette wheel, wheel, wheeled
«I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.»
«I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
car, has been replaced, headlight, headlights, lights, looks, moving, replaced, replaces
«I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
Driving
| Keywords:
dizzied, dizzy, dizzying, driving, for a while, tires
«I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
advertised, breakfast, cafe, French, French toast, ordered, So I, toast, toasted, toasting, went
«I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
a few, booked, books, Books not, book up, children, few, on purpose, on the books, purpose, purposing, wrote
«When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.»
«I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.»
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