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«How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.»
«Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.»
«Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car»
Author: Will Durst | About: Men, Women | Keywords: for one thing, speeding, urinate, urinating
«It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.»
Author: Will Durst | Keywords: In the Bedroom, Laugh In
«Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.»
Author: Will Durst | Keywords: cars, driving, Iraqi
«I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.»
Author: Will Durst | Keywords: outdoors, The Car
«I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.»
«There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.»
«I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation.»
Author: Will Durst
«On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse.»
Author: Will Durst

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