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«Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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empty, experiences
«I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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good practice, lover, My own, practice
«I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.»
«To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.»
«To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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God
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atheist, loyal, opposition, oppositions
«If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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bank, deposit, deposited, depositing, deposits, Swiss, Swiss bank, the Swiss
«I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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definitely, question, sex, The Question
«If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.»
«When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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kidnapped, rented, renting, rents, rent out, snapped, snapping, snaps, snap at
«I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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contraception, oral, oral contraception, sleep with, terrific
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