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«I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.»
Author: Dylan Thomas
(Playwright, Poet, Writer)
| Keywords:
awfully, buses, busses, cross, dirty, dirty joke, discreditable, horrid, innocence, jokes, know-all, lavatories, lavatory, lunatics, lust, roads, saints, sentences, virgins
«I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line.»
«Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.»
«Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.»
Author: George Orwell
(Essayist, Novelist)
| About:
Jokes
| Keywords:
custard, Custards, custard pie, dirty, dirty joke, PIE, pies, rebellion, subversive, ultimately
«Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.»
Author: Gloria Steinem
(Activist, Writer)
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armies, chooses, dirty joke, sisterhood, status, warned
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