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«If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.»

«Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.»

«I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know of that we're spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year to spread.»

«I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.»

«If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400.»

«I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead -- just play with this -- if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world -- and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded -- we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace. Thank you very much. You've been great, I hope you enjoyed it.»

«In Hollywood a girl's virtue is much less important than her hairdo. You're judged by how you look, not by what you are. Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned do»

«If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.»

«It is assumed that anyone who makes a million dollars has a unique gift, though he might have made it off some useless gadget.»

«I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. [When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars]»