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«People thought this would be an award show -- but we couldn't get anybody to open up the envelopes. I've been backstage at a lot of rock concerts, and I've never seen musicians run away from white powder before!»
Author: Billy Crystal
| Keywords:
award, backstage, concerts, envelopes, in concert, musicians, open up, powder, rock concert, run away
«For most men, life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed»
«The man who works for the gold in the job rather than for the money in the pay envelope, is the fellow who gets on»
«A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.»
Author: Ring Lardner
(Writer)
| Keywords:
addressed, editor, enclose, enclosed, encloses, enclosing, envelope, envelopes, manuscript, manuscripts, self-addressed, stamped
«Letters are expectation packaged in an envelope.»
Author: Shana Alexander
(Editor, Host, Journalist, Teacher)
| Keywords:
envelope, envelopes, packaged
«[Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress] I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets.»
Author: Robin Williams
| Keywords:
actress, Adam, Adam the, envelope, envelopes, Eve, feel like, Know how, opening, openings, supporting, The Actress
«ENVELOPE, n. The coffin of a document; the scabbard of a bill; the husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
| Keywords:
coffin, coffins, document, documented, documenting, documents, envelope, envelopes, gown, gowns, husk, husks, remittance, scabbard
«The high wage begins down in the shop. If it is not created there it cannot get into pay envelopes. There will never be a system invented which will do away with the necessity for work.»
«I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
| About:
Funny,
Television
| Keywords:
available, bitch, complicated, denomination, denominations, envelope, envelopes, fuck, fucker, Fuckin, good luck, hopefully, invent, Late Night, mailman, one shot, payment, payments, plants, seal, shot, shrivel, shriveled, shrivels, shrivel up, stamps
«Everyday, the mail brings the thousands of letters, and you hand over to Me personally hundreds more. Yet, I do not take the help of anyone else, even to open the envelopes. For, you write to me intimate details of your personal problems, believing that I alone will read them and having implicit confidence in Me. You write, each one only a single letter, that makes for Me a huge bundle a day; and I have to go through all of them. You may ask how I manage it? Well I do not waste a single moment.»
Author: Sri Sathya Sai Baba
(Spiritual leader)
| Keywords:
envelopes, implicit in, open letter, the help
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