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«Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?»
«Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.»
«Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else»
Author: Will Rogers
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«It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
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«From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.»
«My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?...Noooo...as funny as that is, I'm not»
«A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.»
Author: Ernest Hemingway
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«A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.»
«And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!»
«Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.»
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