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«It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: funny, hilarious
«If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.»
Author: Billy Wilder | About: Truth | Keywords: funnier, funny, kill
«God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.»
«It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?»
Author: Monty Python | About: Humor | Keywords: best friend, blow, blow up, funny
«I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?»
«I'm so tired, but I can't sleep...standing on the edge of something much too deep...funny how I feel so much but cannot say a word...we are screaming inside, oh, but we can't be heard...so afraid to love you, more afraid to lose...clinging to a past»
«It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.»
«It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.»
«I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.»
«If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.»

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