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«The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.»
Author: David Ogilvy | About: Jokes | Keywords: funny, jokes
«People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres (Actress, Comedian) | Keywords: accountant, accountants, ask me, funny
«That is the best - to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.»
Author: Gloria Vanderbilt (Designer, Poet) | About: Laughter, Relationships | Keywords: funnier, funny
«People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.»
Author: Howard Simons | About: People | Keywords: calls, funny, phone, phone call, press, smart
«There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.»
Author: Bill Cosby (Actor, Comedian, Producer) | About: Funny, Humor | Keywords: funny, humor, sense of humor
«Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave»
Author: Quentin Crisp (Author) | Keywords: funny, grave, occurred, on the way, The Grave
«I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.»
Author: Stephen King (Writer) | Keywords: funny, guess, houses, main, main road, prepared, turn off
«Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.»
Author: George Bernard Shaw (Critic, Essayist, Playwright) | About: Life | Keywords: cease, ceases, funny, serious
«I have a funny relationship with my body...Ah, it sounds so stupid, but for me there shouldn't be any half way.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: funny, sounds
«Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely»
Author: Will Rogers | About: Politicians | Keywords: funny, naturally, Politicians, purposely
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