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«The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.»
Author: Elaine Agather | About: Instinct | Keywords: backbone, bone, funny, funny bone, go with, instinct, wishbone
«The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny'»
Author: Isaac Asimov (Biochemist, Writer) | About: Discovery | Keywords: discoveries, Eureka, exciting, funny, herald, heralding, heralds, phrase, phrased, phrasing, The Herald
«Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: ant, but then, fell, felled, felling, fells, funny, instinct, lady, my first, old lady, sidewalk, sidewalks, slip, The Ants, wet, wets, wetted, wetter, wetting
«When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.»
Author: George Bernard Shaw (Critic, Essayist, Playwright) | About: Funny | Keywords: funnier, funny, hidden, Hidden Things, search
«To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: circus, circuses, clown, clowns, dad, dads, funny, in fact, killed, scarier, scariest, scary, started, The Circus, went, wondered
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