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«What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.»
«A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.»
«If it were a person, it would be a woman, a very dignified old lady. She is beautiful. She is royal. She has kept her charms.»
«Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.»
«Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of. Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!Biggles: Here they are, lord.Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about.Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess!Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord.Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end?Biggles: Yes, lord.»
Author: Monty Python
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«Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.»
«Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.»
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