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«Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.»
«I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants»
Author: Michael Moore
(Author, Film Director)
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apologize, deserter, driver, election, functional, George, George W. Bush, George W, illiterate, pants, poop, poops, referring, thief, WMD
«Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.»
Author: Sidney Freedman
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gentlemen, ladies, Ladies and, pants, pull down, slide, slide down
«Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants»
«Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants»
«My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?»
«There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.»
«No, one should toss out these lazy rogues by the seat of their pants»
«Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.»
«They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!»
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