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«A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
cop, cop out, fat, most recent, police, recent, shot
«The United States has been declared under martial law...All constitutional rights have been suspended. Anyone interfering with the collection of urine samples will be shot. Anyone failing to attend morning school prayer will be shot. The number one enemy of progress is questions. National security is more important than individual rights. Sports broadcasts will proceed as scheduled. Shut up, be happy, obey all orders without question. At last everything is done for you.»
Author: Jello Biafra
| About:
America and Americans,
Constitution
| Keywords:
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«I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.»
Author: Michael Jordan
(Basketball Player)
| Keywords:
career, failed, games, missed, over again, over and over, over and over again, shot, shots, The Game, The Game of Life, trusted, winning
«Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it.»
Author: Truman Capote
(Novelist, Playwright, Writer)
| About:
Books
| Keywords:
finishing, out in, shot, took, yard
«Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.»
«Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.»
«Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough and you have to go and get shot or something.»
«I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
| About:
Funny,
Television
| Keywords:
available, bitch, complicated, denomination, denominations, envelope, envelopes, fuck, fucker, Fuckin, good luck, hopefully, invent, Late Night, mailman, one shot, payment, payments, plants, seal, shot, shrivel, shriveled, shrivels, shrivel up, stamps
«Interruptions can be viewed as sources of irritation or opportunities for service, as moments lost or experience gained, as time wasted or horizons widened. They can annoy us or enrich us, get under our skin or give us a shot in the arm. Monopolize our minutes or spice our schedules, depending on our attitude toward them.»
Author: William Arthur Ward
| Keywords:
annoy, arm, depending, depending on, enrich, gained, horizons, interruptions, irritation, irritations, monopolize, monopolized, scheduled, schedules, scheduling, shot, sources, spice, spiced, viewed, widen, widened, widens
«And keep you in the rear of your affection,Out of the shot and danger of desire.»
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