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«After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.»
«Vasectomy means not ever having to say you are sorry»
«If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea what popular Turkish music is like.»
Author: Bill Bryson
(Writer)
| Keywords:
anesthetic, anesthetics, frantic, popular, popular music, sitar, The Sound, Turkish, vasectomy
«The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
attend, opera, performing, performing arts, relied, taxpayer, taxpayers, undergo, vasectomy, weed, whacker
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