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«If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
announce, announces, announcing, lotteries, lottery, numbers, quiet, Quiet Life, This Life
«If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.»
Author: Earl Wilson
| About:
Funny,
Money,
Self Importance
| Keywords:
a couple of, couple, missing, payments
«Indecision may or may not be my problem.»
«In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.»
Author: Len Deighton
(Writer)
| About:
Funny,
Politicians,
Work
| Keywords:
air-conditioner, conditioner
«It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.»
«In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.»
«In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
boss, decision maker, maker, My Wife
«Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck»
«In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.»
«Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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Funny
| Keywords:
astronomer, astronomers, comforting, finite, interestingly, particularly, This is a
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