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«Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.»
«Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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Funny
| Keywords:
control, dogs, duct, duct tape, five, force, forces, fundamental, gravity, groin, Groins, pulling out, pulls, pull in, pull over, pull through, pull up, remote, remotest, remote control, six, Strangers, tape, tapes, taping, The Force, The Six, the universe, universe, whines, whining
«Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!»
«Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans»
«Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.»
«Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.»
«Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.»
Author: Matt Groening
(Cartoonist)
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Funny,
Love
| Keywords:
across, flip, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, get across, ice, iced, icing, racing, snowmobile, trapping, trappings, tundra, underneath, weasel, weasels
«Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing ?»
«Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos»
«Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.»
Author: Oscar Wilde
(Critic, Dramatist, Novelist, Poet)
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Life
| Keywords:
after, each other, fool
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