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«You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!!»
«Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks»
«Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.»
«You expect me to believe, that scantily-clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, in an elephant you were rehearsing?»
Author: Moulin Rouge
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Funny
«Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.»
Author: Roseanne
(Actress, Comedian)
| About:
Funny,
Women
| Keywords:
complain, month, premenstrual, premenstrual syndrome, syndrome
«You're so much more endearing with the sound turned off.»
Author: Brandon Boyd
| About:
Funny
«You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'»
«Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with»
«Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.»
Author: Oscar Wilde
(Critic, Dramatist, Novelist, Poet)
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Funny,
Life,
Love,
Men and Women,
Women
«You know me, Esme. I couldn't subtract a fart from a plate of beans.»
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